How Jazzmoney can be a girl.
1. Jazzmoney likes girly drinks like pina colada, wine cooler and strawberry daiquri.
2. Jazzmoney likes to look at pretty bags.
3. Jazzmoney loves shopping.
4. Jazzmoney gets cranky when filthy men leave the toilet seats up.
5. Jazzmoney cannot separate love and sex.
6. Jazzmoney makes breakfast and calls the morning after.
7. Jazzmoney wears pink t-shirts.
8. Jazzmoney has a gay best friend.
9. Jazzmoney has long nails on his right hand.
10. Jazzmoney sulks when he doesn't get his way.
11. Jazzmoney listens to sappy love songs.
12. Jazzmoney watches chick flicks *ehem* I mean, romantic comedies.
13. Jazzmoney likes tea parties.
14. Jazzmoney likes to gossip.
Maurina, for your benefit. Can I come now? Please please please. Pretty please with ice cream on top?
*disclaimer- If any of the above points makes me sound like a real sissy, they're not true. If it scores brownie points with you girls, it's true.
posted by Reuben @ 3:27 pm
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2 Comments:
Okay, all you have to do now is curl your toes and jump once while sticking your tongue out and simultaneously patting your head and stomach at the same time.
Self captured video for proof.
If you succeed, come!
eh. how come i nvr recall getting the breakfast n morning-after call part?
who dat gay best fren? l*****d? haha
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